{"id":15431,"date":"2015-03-08T19:11:19","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T17:11:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/?p=15431"},"modified":"2015-03-12T03:09:18","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T01:09:18","slug":"la-pince-a-linge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/?p=15431","title":{"rendered":"La pince \u00e0 linge"},"content":{"rendered":"

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La pince \u00e0 linge<\/a> \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 linge, La pinc’ \u00e0 linge,<\/p>\n

\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 ling’, La pinc’ \u00e0 ling’<\/p>\n

\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 linge, la pin, la pin, la pin, la pin<\/p>\n

\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 linge, La pinc’ \u00e0 ling’, La pinc’ \u00e0 ling’<\/p>\n

\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 linge, la pin, La pinc’ \u00e0 ling’<\/p>\n

\u00a0La pinc’ \u00e0 linge f\u00fbt invent\u00e9e en dix-huit cent quatre vingt sept,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Quatr’ et trois, par un nomm\u00e9 J\u00e9r\u00e9mie Victor Opdebec, cinq et deux,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Fils de son p\u00e8re et de sa m\u00e8re<\/p>\n

\u00a0Neveu d’son oncle et de sa tante et petit fils de son grand-p\u00e8r’<\/p>\n

\u00a0Fr\u00e8r’ de sa s\u0153ur et fr\u00e8r’ de lait d’un marchand d’beurre<\/p>\n

\u00a0La belle histoire d\u00e9j\u00e0 quand il \u00e9tait enfant il montrait \u00e0 tous les passants<\/p>\n

\u00a0Son curieux esprit comp\u00e9tent, Il inventait des appareils<\/p>\n

\u00a0Pour \u00e9p\u00e9piner les groseilles, des museli\u00e8res pour les fourmis<\/p>\n

\u00a0Et bien qu’il f\u00fbt encor petit, c’\u00e9tait un mec, Opdebec<\/p>\n

\u00a0C’\u00e9tait un mec, un dr\u00f4le de mec, un fameux mec<\/p>\n

\u00a0Et de Lubeck jusqu’\u00e0 la Mecque il n’y avait un si chouette mec,<\/p>\n

\u00a0J\u00e9r\u00e9mie Victor Opdebec.<\/p>\n

\"La<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0Dans les champs, pr\u00e8s de chez son p\u00e8re,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Le linge blanc dans la brise l\u00e9g\u00e8re<\/p>\n

\u00a0Semblait lui dire avec le vent \u00ab\u00a0pinc’ \u00e0 linge\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0pinc’ \u00e0 linge\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00a0Il faut au linge fin et trop l\u00e9ger<\/p>\n

\u00a0Une pince pour le pincer, pour le pincer, pour le pincer, le pincer<\/p>\n

\u00a0Et d\u00e8s lors dans sa t\u00eate l’obsession qui l’inqui\u00e8te<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Le pincer\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0le pincer\u00a0\u00bb, puis un jour, Eur\u00e9ka ! Il avait trouv\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Prenez deux petits morceaux de bois<\/p>\n

\u00a0Que vous assemblez en croix<\/p>\n

\u00a0Avec un p’tit bout de fil de fer faites un ressort en travers<\/p>\n

\u00a0Vous saississez cet instrument entre votre pouce et votre index<\/p>\n

\u00a0Vous le serrez en appuyant afin qu’il soit bien circonflexe<\/p>\n

\u00a0Enfin vous l’approchez du linge, du linge \u00e0 faire s\u00e9cher et vous l\u00e2chez.<\/p>\n

\u00a0C’est ainsi que J\u00e9r\u00e9mie Victor Opdebec, Opdebec,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Dans un \u00e9clair de son g\u00e9nie\u00a0a su doter<\/p>\n

\u00a0Les lavandi\u00e8res, les blanchisseuses du monde entier<\/p>\n

\u00a0D’un’ pinc’ \u00e0 ling’, qui prot\u00e8gera la libert\u00e9 \u00e0 l’humanit\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u00a0Pinc’ \u00e0 ling’, pinc’ \u00e0 linge, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 toi maintenant,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Nos chemisettes, nos chaussettes r\u00e9sistent au vent,<\/p>\n

\u00a0Et nos cal’\u00e7ons dor\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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