{"id":25351,"date":"2016-01-07T16:51:08","date_gmt":"2016-01-07T14:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/?p=25351"},"modified":"2016-01-07T16:52:48","modified_gmt":"2016-01-07T14:52:48","slug":"vivent-les-soldes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/?p=25351","title":{"rendered":"Vivent les soldes !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dans un march\u00e9 du Caire, il n&rsquo;y a pas si longtemps, trois boutiques se tenaient c\u00f4te \u00e0 c\u00f4te et vendaient \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s les m\u00eames produits.<\/p>\n<p>Celle de gauche appartenait \u00e0 un \u00c9gyptien, celle du milieu \u00e0 un Juif, celle de droite \u00e0 un Libanais.<\/p>\n<p>Un matin, l&rsquo;\u00c9gyptien qui arriva le premier, d\u00e9cida de placer sur sa devanture, \u00e0 gauche, une pancarte indiquant:<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOLDES<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Le Libanais arriva un peu plus tard. Il vit la pancarte de l&rsquo;\u00c9gyptien et inscrivit sur l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de sa propre boutique, \u00e0 droite, en lettres un peu plus grosses:<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOLDES MASSIFS<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Le Juif survint un peu plus tard. Il vit les deux pancartes, r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit un instant et \u00e9crivit sur l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de sa propre boutique, au beau milieu:<\/p>\n<p><strong>ENTR\u00c9E PRINCIPALE<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jean-Claude Carri\u00e8re<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Contes philosophiques du monde entier<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le cercle des menteurs 2<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Plon 2008<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans un march\u00e9 du Caire, il n&rsquo;y a pas si longtemps, trois boutiques se tenaient c\u00f4te \u00e0 c\u00f4te et vendaient \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s les m\u00eames produits. Celle de gauche appartenait \u00e0 un \u00c9gyptien, celle du milieu \u00e0 un Juif, celle de droite \u00e0 un Libanais. Un matin, l&rsquo;\u00c9gyptien qui arriva le premier, d\u00e9cida de placer&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/?p=25351\">Lire la suite<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25351"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25371,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25351\/revisions\/25371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/burg.azurewebsites.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}